Get the date in the group chat and clear your Thursday evening—Comedy @ The Kings is officially back to kick off a brand-new season of world-class stand-up right here in Bexleyheath! On Thursday 1st October, our stage lights go up for an incredible night featuring three of the UK circuit's most exciting comic talents, all steered by our resident maestro and MC. If you’ve joined us for our comedy nights before, you know the atmosphere is electric; if you haven't, there is no b

Remember rushing to the TV the second that iconic theme tune kicked in to see who made number one? We’re bringing all the glitz, the glitter, and the pure pop energy of prime-time television right into the pub for our next Saturday blowout! On Saturday 10th October, the legends at Ministry of Cheese are back on the decks, taking over The Kings Arms from 14:00 to 17:00 for the ultimate Top of the Pops Brunch. Dust off your retro pop gear, channel your inner Madonna, Prince, Bo

If you’ve been craving a serious dose of pure nostalgia, we’ve got just the ticket. Put down the screens, forget about the 2020s for an afternoon, and get ready to party like school’s out forever! On Saturday 12th September, we are cranking up the time machine for our next monthly event: the Back 2 Skool Brunch, bringing you the absolute best floor-fillers, guilty pleasures, and singalong anthems from the 80s, 90s, and 00s. What’s on the Timetable? Our monthly brunches have b

Why bother with train delays, overcrowded tube carriages, and £150 West End ticket prices when we are bringing London’s grandest musical theatre magic straight to Bexleyheath? That’s right, West End Sings is returning to The Kings for another sensational evening, and we are already warming up our vocal cords in anticipation! We have genuine West End performers—the real-deal stars who grace London's biggest stages—coming down to sing all the massive showstoppers, timeless clas

Get your vocal cords warmed up and start stretching those two-step muscles, because Ministry of Cheese is taking over The Kings Arms for a massive R&B vs Old Skool Garage Brunch! 🕺✨ If you miss the golden era of rewind anthems, iconic basslines, and singing along to absolute classics with a cold drink in hand, we have saved a table just for you. Our live DJ will be dropping pure heat all afternoon, pitting the ultimate R&B hits against the biggest Old Skool Garage tracks to

The beautiful game is back on the grandest stage of them all, and let’s be completely honest with ourselves—watching the drama unfold on a dusty telly at home while sitting in absolute silence just isn't going to cut it. You need the roar of the crowd, the collective gasps, and an atmosphere that makes you feel like you're practically sitting pitchside. We have us completely sorted down here at The Kings Arms to bring you the premier tournament experience in Bexleyheath. We h

Father’s Day is just around the corner on Sunday June 21st, and let’s be honest—the man deserves a proper treat. Skip the novelty socks this year and give him what he actually wants: an incredible meal, a great atmosphere, and a completely stress-free afternoon with the family. We have us completely sorted to make sure he feels like an absolute king from the moment he walks through the door. Here is exactly what we have lined up for all the amazing dads, grandads, and father

We have us completely sorted for the ultimate summer celebration. The Ministry of Cheese is taking over the building to present our brand-new Beach Party Brunch! If you’ve been looking for an excuse to grab your sunglasses, round up the crew, and step into total summer vibes, this is it. We are turning up the heat, chilling the drinks, and setting the soundtrack for the finest Saturday afternoon of the season. Here is exactly what you need to know to secure your spot at the p

THE TERRACE TAKEOVER IS BACK! 📼☀️🎚️ After the absolute madness of the last event, the date for our next installment is officially locked in. Mark your calendars for Saturday 27th June, because KingsStory is returning to completely dominate the weekend with those ultimate old skool vibes! We are taking full advantage of the summer nights, so get ready to move the party outside. Here is exactly what is going down: ☀️ THE TERRACE TAKEOVER (FROM 18:00): We are starting early ou

The wait is finally over. The World Cup has arrived, the flags are going up, and the anticipation is building. This summer, we have done a massive amount of work behind the scenes to completely transform The Kings Arms into the absolute premier destination in Bexleyheath to watch England bring it home! We aren't just putting the games on a standard screen in the corner—we have built a full-blown stadium atmosphere right here on the high street. If you are looking for that unm

Well, well, well... if it isn't the perfect excuse to justify buying a completely impractical cowboy hat and drinking heavily on a Saturday afternoon. We are throwing an absolutely wild Hoedown Brunch, and things are getting delightfully western around here! 🌾✨ On Saturday 13th June, from 14:00 until 17:00, the venue is fully transforming into the rowdiest saloon in town. There will be a live DJ on the decks spinning all the very best tunes to get those boots stomping, so pl

We have spent the last six months staring out of the window at the miserable grey clouds, aggressively willing the sun to just do its job and come out. Well, the pub gods have finally listened to our prayers! It is officially time to peel off those heavy winter coats, dig your sunglasses out from the bottom of your bag, and get ready for the ultimate summer sanctuary. 😎🌺 Close your eyes for just a second. Imagine the warm sun beating down on your face. You are sitting up hi

We are genuinely tearing up behind the bar over here. The time has come to pack away the neon dabbers, polish the bingo balls one last time, and say a very emotional goodbye to Bubbles & Bingo... well, just until next season, anyway! 😭🥂 But you know us perfectly well by now—we are absolutely not going quietly into the night. On Thursday the 21st of May , we are throwing the ultimate, chaotic, incredibly loud season finale, and it is going to be absolute bedlam! 💥 If you ha

We are absolutely heartbroken to announce that our very last comedy night of the season is officially creeping up on us! 😭 But instead of weeping quietly into our pints, we have decided to throw the ultimate, side-splitting, belly-laughing finale to send the season off with an absolute bang! 💥🍻 On Thursday the 7th of May , Comedy @ The Kings is back for one last massive hurrah! We have pulled together a lineup so ridiculously good, it should probably be illegal. 🚨 Here is

You talked, and we listened! We took our daytime sessions back to the drawing board, had a massive brainstorming meeting, and decided it was time to completely level up the experience. We are officially shaking things up and bringing you a brand-new, high-energy brunch format that is going to make your weekends legendary. Get your group chats ready, because here is exactly what is changing... WHAT'S NEW? ⏰ A New Start Time: We have bumped the start time to a much friendlier

Right, listen up! Thursday 23rd April is St. George's Day, and there is absolutely no better place to celebrate the patron saint of England than right here at a proper, traditional English pub. We’re pulling out all the stops at The Kings Arms for an absolute knees-up. Forget slaying dragons—the only thing you need to be slaying this Thursday is a cold pint and some top-tier pub grub! 🍻 If you're looking for a rock-solid excuse to start the weekend early, we've got you compl

Let’s be honest, the Easter holidays are brilliant, but trying to keep the kids entertained for two solid weeks is a proper endurance test. If you're running out of ideas (and patience), we’ve got exactly what you need to save your sanity. Get the whole gang out of the house and head down to The Kings Arms on Monday, 6th April for our massive Easter Family Pub Quiz! Forget the boring general knowledge questions; this one is tailored for the whole family.~ What’s in store? Br

Get ready to channel your inner 90s and 00s raver! We are absolutely ecstatic to announce a brand-new, venue-first concept that is going to redefine your Saturday nights: KINGSSTORY . This is a full-throttle nostalgia trip dedicated to the absolute best Old Skool & Anthems . Tape Deck Memories & A Full Terrace Takeover 🪩💃 KINGSSTORY is our unfiltered tribute to the golden era of UK Garage, R’n’B, Hip Hop, and Dance. We’ve unearthed the classic bangers and floor-filling ant

Tired of the same old boring meal deal at your desk? Step up your midday game and join the Lunch Club! We are serving up an unbelievable weekday offer that you will not want to miss. The Deal: You can grab a starter, a main course, and a drink for just £21! You can select any starter and main course from our lunch menu, complemented by your choice of a bottled beer, a 175ml glass of house wine, a freshly brewed coffee, or unlimited soda. Menu Highlights: Starters: Kick thin

We are bringing the absolute magic of London's theatre district straight to Bexleyheath! Get ready to warm up those vocal cords and enjoy an unbelievable night of live entertainment. We have leading stars from London's West End coming to The Kings, singing the biggest hits from the musicals you love. Whether you are a die-hard musical theatre fan or just looking for a fantastic night out with friends, this is going to be spectacular. The Show Details: When: Thursday 16th Apr