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Celebrate Christmas at The Kings Arms
Christmas is careening towards us at absolute lightning speed, and if you think we are going to let the festive season pass by without throwing an absolute world-class knees-up, you clearly haven't been paying attention! 🎄✨ Whether you are looking to pull off an intimate family dinner, wrangle the entire office for a proper seasonal blowout, or just find a ridiculously cosy spot to sink a few winter drinks, we have got you covered with two distinct festive experiences this y
Oct 25


🎱🥂 ALL NEW BUBBLES & BINGO 26 IS HERE! 🍾🎉
Forget everything you think you know about quiet community halls and polite little dabbers, because this is bingo completely turned on its head! Hosted by the brilliant comedian Matthew Ali, our all-new Bubbles & Bingo is pure, unhinged midweek entertainment packed with belly laughs, crowd chaos, and plenty of bubbly. We have locked in two massive winter dates to get you through the colder months: Thursday 12th November Thursday 10th December The Essential Details: Timings: B
Oct 15


Bottomless Brunches FOR 2026
Saturday afternoons in Bexleyheath are getting a serious upgrade this winter. Whether you are planning a birthday celebration, gathering the group for an overdue catch-up, or kicking off the festive season in style, our themed bottomless brunches deliver the ultimate weekend party with great food, flowing drinks, and unbeatable playlists. Every brunch includes a delicious main course meal paired with 90 minutes of bottomless cocktails, chilled prosecco, and bottled beers, run
Oct 15


🎭🎙️ COMEDY @ THE KINGS: UPCOMING 2026 DATES! 🤣🎟️
If you have joined us for one of our comedy nights before, you already know the room descends into pure chaos in the best way possible! Hosted and curated by Tom Toal, we have put together another stellar lineup of TV regulars, award-winning circuit headliners, and exclusive previews heading to Bexleyheath over the coming months. Grab your diary, rally the group chat, and get these dates locked down: Thursday 5th November: The chaotic genius of Terry Alderton (Britain’s Got T
Oct 15


Halloween Weekend at The Kings Arms
Get ready for a massive weekend of spooky celebrations, fantastic music, and fancy dress as Halloween lands at The Kings Arms! We are bringing two huge nights of entertainment to Bexleyheath to celebrate in style, giving you the perfect excuse to round up your friends, dress to impress, and join the party. Here is what we have in store across the weekend: Friday Night: Live Music & Fancy Dress with Midnight Storm Kick off your Halloween weekend with incredible live music from
Oct 15


The Return of Comedy @ The Kings: Kick Off the New Season This October! 🎭🍻
Get the date in the group chat and clear your Thursday evening—Comedy @ The Kings is officially back to kick off a brand-new season of world-class stand-up right here in Bexleyheath! On Thursday 1st October, our stage lights go up for an incredible night featuring three of the UK circuit's most exciting comic talents, all steered by our resident maestro and MC. If you’ve joined us for our comedy nights before, you know the atmosphere is electric; if you haven't, there is no b
Sep 15


Top of the Pops Brunch! 🪩✨📺
Remember rushing to the TV the second that iconic theme tune kicked in to see who made number one? We’re bringing all the glitz, the glitter, and the pure pop energy of prime-time television right into the pub for our next Saturday blowout! On Saturday 10th October, the legends at Ministry of Cheese are back on the decks, taking over The Kings Arms from 14:00 to 17:00 for the ultimate Top of the Pops Brunch. Dust off your retro pop gear, channel your inner Madonna, Prince, Bo
Sep 15


Rewind the Clock: Back 2 Skool Brunch at The Kings Arms!
If you’ve been craving a serious dose of pure nostalgia, we’ve got just the ticket. Put down the screens, forget about the 2020s for an afternoon, and get ready to party like school’s out forever! On Saturday 12th September, we are cranking up the time machine for our next monthly event: the Back 2 Skool Brunch, bringing you the absolute best floor-fillers, guilty pleasures, and singalong anthems from the 80s, 90s, and 00s. What’s on the Timetable? Our monthly brunches have b
Sep 1


✨🎭 WEST END SINGS IS BACK AT THE KINGS ARMS! 🎭✨
Why bother with train delays, overcrowded tube carriages, and £150 West End ticket prices when we are bringing London’s grandest musical theatre magic straight to Bexleyheath? That’s right, West End Sings is returning to The Kings for another sensational evening, and we are already warming up our vocal cords in anticipation! We have genuine West End performers—the real-deal stars who grace London's biggest stages—coming down to sing all the massive showstoppers, timeless clas
Aug 7


R&B vs Old Skool Garage Brunch is Coming to The Kings Arms! 🎧🥂
Get your vocal cords warmed up and start stretching those two-step muscles, because Ministry of Cheese is taking over The Kings Arms for a massive R&B vs Old Skool Garage Brunch! 🕺✨ If you miss the golden era of rewind anthems, iconic basslines, and singing along to absolute classics with a cold drink in hand, we have saved a table just for you. Our live DJ will be dropping pure heat all afternoon, pitting the ultimate R&B hits against the biggest Old Skool Garage tracks to
Jul 27


WHY THE KINGS ARMS IS THE ONLY PLACE TO WATCH THE WORLD CUP 🏆⚽🏴
The beautiful game is back on the grandest stage of them all, and let’s be completely honest with ourselves—watching the drama unfold on a dusty telly at home while sitting in absolute silence just isn't going to cut it. You need the roar of the crowd, the collective gasps, and an atmosphere that makes you feel like you're practically sitting pitchside. We have us completely sorted down here at The Kings Arms to bring you the premier tournament experience in Bexleyheath. We h
Jun 23


Treat Dad to the Ultimate Feast This Father's Day! 🥩🔥🍺
Father’s Day is just around the corner on Sunday June 21st, and let’s be honest—the man deserves a proper treat. Skip the novelty socks this year and give him what he actually wants: an incredible meal, a great atmosphere, and a completely stress-free afternoon with the family. We have us completely sorted to make sure he feels like an absolute king from the moment he walks through the door. Here is exactly what we have lined up for all the amazing dads, grandads, and father
Jun 2


We’re Bringing the Beach to Bexleyheath: Get Ready for the Beach Party Brunch! ☀️🏖️🍹
We have us completely sorted for the ultimate summer celebration. The Ministry of Cheese is taking over the building to present our brand-new Beach Party Brunch! If you’ve been looking for an excuse to grab your sunglasses, round up the crew, and step into total summer vibes, this is it. We are turning up the heat, chilling the drinks, and setting the soundtrack for the finest Saturday afternoon of the season. Here is exactly what you need to know to secure your spot at the p
Jun 2


THE TERRACE TAKEOVER IS BACK! 📼☀️🎚️
THE TERRACE TAKEOVER IS BACK! 📼☀️🎚️ After the absolute madness of the last event, the date for our next installment is officially locked in. Mark your calendars for Saturday 27th June, because KingsStory is returning to completely dominate the weekend with those ultimate old skool vibes! We are taking full advantage of the summer nights, so get ready to move the party outside. Here is exactly what is going down: ☀️ THE TERRACE TAKEOVER (FROM 18:00): We are starting early ou
Jun 2


Why The Kings Arms is Your Ultimate World Cup Destination This Summer ⚽🏆🏴
The wait is finally over. The World Cup has arrived, the flags are going up, and the anticipation is building. This summer, we have done a massive amount of work behind the scenes to completely transform The Kings Arms into the absolute premier destination in Bexleyheath to watch England bring it home! We aren't just putting the games on a standard screen in the corner—we have built a full-blown stadium atmosphere right here on the high street. If you are looking for that unm
Jun 2


Dust Off Those Cowboy Boots, The Hoedown Brunch Is Coming! 🤠🌵🐴
Well, well, well... if it isn't the perfect excuse to justify buying a completely impractical cowboy hat and drinking heavily on a Saturday afternoon. We are throwing an absolutely wild Hoedown Brunch, and things are getting delightfully western around here! 🌾✨ On Saturday 13th June, from 14:00 until 17:00, the venue is fully transforming into the rowdiest saloon in town. There will be a live DJ on the decks spinning all the very best tunes to get those boots stomping, so pl
May 1


☀️ SUMMER IS OFFICIALLY SAVED: THE ROOF TERRACE IS REOPENING! ☀️
We have spent the last six months staring out of the window at the miserable grey clouds, aggressively willing the sun to just do its job and come out. Well, the pub gods have finally listened to our prayers! It is officially time to peel off those heavy winter coats, dig your sunglasses out from the bottom of your bag, and get ready for the ultimate summer sanctuary. 😎🌺 Close your eyes for just a second. Imagine the warm sun beating down on your face. You are sitting up hi
Apr 18


THE BINGO DABBERS ARE RETIRING (FOR NOW): OUR MASSIVE END OF SEASON FINALE! 🎱🍾
We are genuinely tearing up behind the bar over here. The time has come to pack away the neon dabbers, polish the bingo balls one last time, and say a very emotional goodbye to Bubbles & Bingo... well, just until next season, anyway! 😭🥂 But you know us perfectly well by now—we are absolutely not going quietly into the night. On Thursday the 21st of May , we are throwing the ultimate, chaotic, incredibly loud season finale, and it is going to be absolute bedlam! 💥 If you ha
Apr 18


THE FINAL COMEDY NIGHT OF THE SEASON IS UPON US! 😂🎤
We are absolutely heartbroken to announce that our very last comedy night of the season is officially creeping up on us! 😭 But instead of weeping quietly into our pints, we have decided to throw the ultimate, side-splitting, belly-laughing finale to send the season off with an absolute bang! 💥🍻 On Thursday the 7th of May , Comedy @ The Kings is back for one last massive hurrah! We have pulled together a lineup so ridiculously good, it should probably be illegal. 🚨 Here is
Apr 18


THE ULTIMATE BRUNCH GLOW-UP: THEMED SESSIONS ON THE TERRACE ARE HERE! 🥂🪩
You talked, and we listened! We took our daytime sessions back to the drawing board, had a massive brainstorming meeting, and decided it was time to completely level up the experience. We are officially shaking things up and bringing you a brand-new, high-energy brunch format that is going to make your weekends legendary. Get your group chats ready, because here is exactly what is changing... WHAT'S NEW? ⏰ A New Start Time: We have bumped the start time to a much friendlier
Apr 8
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