We’re Bringing the Beach to Bexleyheath: Get Ready for the Beach Party Brunch! ☀️🏖️🍹
- Jun 2
- 2 min read
We have us completely sorted for the ultimate summer celebration. The Ministry of Cheese is taking over the building to present our brand-new Beach Party Brunch! If you’ve been looking for an excuse to grab your sunglasses, round up the crew, and step into total summer vibes, this is it.
We are turning up the heat, chilling the drinks, and setting the soundtrack for the finest Saturday afternoon of the season.

Here is exactly what you need to know to secure your spot at the party:
📅 When & Where?
Date: Saturday 11th July
Time: 14:00 – 17:00
The Deal: £45 per person, featuring a spectacular main course meal alongside a full 90 minutes of bottomless drinks!
🍔 The Food Lineup
Our kitchen team has prepped a massive brunch selection to suit everyone. You get to choose one incredible main event from our curated menu:
The Burgers: All served with fresh lettuce, tomato, and red onion. Go classic with our Cheese Bacon Burger, lean into flavor with Beef and Camembert, try the Heritage Lamb & Mint Burger, keep it spicy with Southern Fried Chicken, or opt for our plant-based champion, The Plant Kings (VG).
The Mains: Light, fresh, and packed with flavor. Dive into The King's Burrito Bowl (with chicken or BBQ pork), a classic Caesar Salad (with chicken or halloumi), a Tuna Niçois Salad, a wild & truffle Mushroom Risotto (VG), or a massive Kilo of Wings in your favorite sauce.
The Pizzas: Freshly hand-stretched sourdough bases topped with our rich tomato sauce and a melted cheese blend. Choose between Margherita (V), Double Pepperoni, Ham & Pineapple, or the veggie-packed Green Supreme (V).
🍹 The Bottomless Drinks Squad
We aren’t just offering the standard fair for your 90-minute bottomless window. We have a massive selection of cocktails, beers, and bubbles ready to flow:
Summer Cocktails: Sip on our special Bexley on the Beach (a tropical mix of mango & passionfruit vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry, and orange juice). We are also serving up the Berry Woo Woo, iconic Aperol Spritz, classic Mojito, Cherry Cola with a kick, and the floral Hugo Spritz.
Beer & Bubbles: Prefer to keep it crisp? Enjoy free-flowing glasses of Prosecco, or grab ice-cold bottles of Moretti, Sol, Coors Light, or Heineken.
Low & No: Keeping things clear? We have wonderful mocktails like It's Sunny Somewhere and Raspberry Beret, alongside 0% beers and a wide choice of soft drinks.
🎟️ Pack Your Bags & Book Your Table
Brunch tickets at The Kings Arms disappear faster than a sunny spell on a British summer day, and with The Ministry of Cheese on the decks, this one is going to be an absolute blockbuster.
Don't wait until the week of the event and risk missing out on the biggest beach party Bexleyheath has ever seen. Get the group chat organized, coordinate your outfits, and lock in your table right now!




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